In my similar round-up last year I explained that our telly automatically turns subtitles on when muted, which often then get stuck when we change channels. With hilarious consequences!
The year began with a nasty cold snap, and the BBC Weather Department was getting increasingly frustrated at the public’s apathy
And it was a year of austerity measures, with stern advice given daily on the news
Columbo had one last question for Underdog
June brought the Diamond Jubilee celebrations, and Fiona Bruce got carried away with some of the terminology
On the Enterprise-D, Beverley was furious that Picard’s special nickname for her had become common knowledge
The Olympics! And Gary Lineker was spoiling for a fight
But it was the achievements of Team GB that really made the nation proud
Over on the X Factor, one advertiser spotted a celebrity sponsorship opportunity during the early stages
And as the weather turned cold again, one forecaster lost the plot altogether
Never, Fiona. Never.
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