The official mascots of this year’s Games are, to be blunt, creatures of nightmare. I’ve done this post as a public service. Monsters belong in monster movies, not out and about scaring small children in our streets and stadia. Sleep well everyone.
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THAT’s the mascot? What, are they extending an invite to future next games to the one-eyed, Dental Heads from the Andromeda galaxy or something? What ever happened to people dressed up in cute bear costumes?
I know! You see why I had to do a post. They’re horrible, and they’re everywhere. You can even buy soft toys of them :(
I saw a chocolate version of the what I call Olympic penis faced alien (no idea why i do that) which started my Olympics rage all over again.
I think that’s a very reasonable name for them