Yes, it’s Chase & Status’s new album No More Idols reviewed track-by-track using only chases and Facebook statuses.
Status: No Problem is in the mood for a great night out!!!
Chase: Loping and energetic, it’s a steeplechase.
Status: Fire In Your Eyes is taking itself a bit too seriously lol!!!!
Chase: Humourless and repetitive, it’s Chasing Pavements.
Status: Let You Go changed their relationship status to “It’s Complicated”
Chase: Ghostly and vengeful, it’s Doctor Who’s 1989 haunted house Gabriel Chase.
Status: Blind Faith is FUCKIN MAD FOR IT
Chase: Lost in nostalgia, it’s chasing rainbows.
Status: Fool Yourself is so messed up right now!!!!!
Chase: Confused, overlong and boring, it’s Doctor Who’s 1965 serial ‘The Chase’.
Chase: Bouncy and colourful, it’s pretend-gay 80s comedian Duncan “Chase Me” Norvelle.
Status: Hitz is now in a relationship with Tinie Tempah
Chase: Hiring someone who’s a safe bet, it’s Chevy Chase.
Status: Heavy is now single. Heavy is now in a relationship with Dizzee Rascal.
Chase: Britrap guest star overkill. It’s time to cut to the chase.
Status: Brixton Briefcase is feeling a bit dark!!!!!!!
Chase: Sleek and thrilling, it’s an early 80s movie car chase.
Status: Hocus Pocus is wondering where it’s friends r?????!
Chase: Ultimately pointless, it’s a wild goose chase.
Status: Flashing Lights is remembering how things ussssed to beeeee…..
Chase: Clever and pretty, it’s popular high street stationery chain Paperchase.
Status: Embrace is rocking out in the kitchen!!!!!!!
Chase: It’s self-serving and it does no favours to anyone involved. It’s chasing the dragon.
Status: Time is a big fan of Ellie Goulding!!!!!
Chase: Nothing we haven’t heard before, it’s chasing its tail.
Status: Midnight Caller is all on my own tonight, who wants to chat lol?!
Chase: Enjoyably creepy, it’s plant-obsessed 70s Doctor Who supervillain Harrison Chase.
Status: End Credits is glad that’s finally over!!!!!!!!!!!
Chase: A handsome and polished way to finish the album, it’s former ‘N-Sync member JC ‘All Day Long I Dream About Sex’ Chasez.